the father, the son, and the holy s**t, youre bats**t crazy!!

saw this on the daily show's this week in god segment... Turkmenistan's president sees himself as some kind of prophet and has written a book:

Saparmurat Niyazov, president of the former Soviet republic, urged his country's youth to read his book Rukhnama, while speaking on state television Monday during a concert celebrating Naw Ruz (the Persian New Year).

"Anyone who reads the Rukhnama three times will find spiritual wealth, will become more intelligent, will recognize the divine being and will go straight to heaven," Niyazov said, according to Agence France-Presse.